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Cusco – Forewarned is Forearmed

Posted on December 18, 2018December 18, 2018 by Jan

Anyone who has been or is planning on going to Machu Picchu knows that Cusco is the gateway. We knew that breathing at the 11,152 foot level would be a challenge so we vowed to “take it easy.” What we didn’t know was that you would be out of breath sprinting away from the hordes of street vendors and hustlers. 

When you’ realize you’re landing 11,000 feet higher than you took off, it makes you think.

Tammy seems to stand out in Peru and me, since I am normally holding her hand, get fingered for a foreigner too. By not blending in while strolling in Cusco, it’s like open season. Hordes of folks hawking jewelry, paintings, pictures with a baby lama, massages, shoe shines, junk  and restaurants are relentless. There was a small display by a local artist that I found interesting but I think it was just put there to make you pause and let the sharks catch up with their goodies. 

I found this a little Hannibal-like 

We even watched in horror (from the relative safety of a balcony) as a tourist succumbed to the siren’s call of a shoeshine, only to be beset upon by the balance of vendors as their foot was neatly trapped. 

Paddy’s Irish pub offered some quiet to plan our next sprint across the 
Plaza de Armas.

The real problem we had with this constant pestering is it took away from really enjoying the setting and city of Cusco. You could get away from the main plaza’s but even high up the cobble stoned walkways an occasional baby lama lady would be lurking. 

Pup came with our first night’s lodging.  I could see value in having an attack dog so you could stroll peacefully through the plazas and alleyways without having to dodge hustlers. 
Cusco has stairs. Cusco has a lot of stairs. We knew the elevation would be a factor so we agreed to “take it easy.” I think we averaged about 4-5 miles of walking a day. 
Shoe shine guy with another victim. 
Cusco has a beautiful setting.

Tammy and I were talking with our friends Dante and Andrea back in Lima about Cusco and explaining the exhausting street hustle going on. Andrea explained that the sellers know there will be another tourist coming by so they really don’t worry about offending anyone. I understand the thought process because you don’t read anything about it. All people talk about is Cusco is on the way to Machu Picchu. It is that, but it could also be a better destination if they cleaned up their act.

We’re working on a business venture for Cusco. Oxygen bar. Anybody want in on the ground floor?

2 thoughts on “Cusco – Forewarned is Forearmed”

  1. Karen B. says:
    December 18, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Oh2! Ground floor opportunity. The sky’s the limit! The initial investment returns will live you breathless!

    1. Zes says:
      December 22, 2018 at 12:28 pm

      There is a lemonade-like drink here called H2-Oh! I think there might be some naming conflict. My current vote is “Sucking Wind.”

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