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Lions & Lions & Lions, Oh my!

Posted on May 11, 2019May 12, 2019 by Zes

When we first started walking around the neighborhoods of Capitol Hill and City Park, we couldn’t help but notice something…odd. Every cool, old mansion and large house seemed to have a pair of lions out front.

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Shockingly slender lions.

Big lions, little lions, sleeping, roaring, preening, posing — lions were everywhere. There’s even a dive bar on Colfax for the pride:

Where the majestic quaff their thirst?

It was a little strange to see them everywhere, so of course, we worked on our theories as to why Denver Lions were a thing. Jan was certain that Home Depot had a fire sale at some point, and the neighbors went in to spruce up the neighborhood.

Can you buy these at Home Depot? I wasn’t so sure.

I thought the wear and tear on the lions was a little much, and given modern Denver animal sensibilities, see: broncos, buffaloes, rams; I was sure other choices would be in stock at local garden supply stores.

Sleepy lion.

My theory was confirmation bias: once you started noticing lions, you would start seeing them everywhere. Lions in front of mansions wasn’t unusual, so of course there would be a trillion lions rampant in Denver. Right?

Caffeinated Lion.

Turns out, I wasn’t that far off. After posting about the vexing number of beasties on Instagram, our super-sleuth friend Pattie found an answer of sorts: Victorian laziness. Back in the day, local Denverites thought lions were the answer to sprucing up their homes. Et voilĂ ! Everyone went with lions.

Lions are the answer to your decorating needs.

So now we know & now you know. Lions.

1 thought on “Lions & Lions & Lions, Oh my!”

  1. Karen B. says:
    May 12, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    Thank goodness for super sleuthing friends! I do like Jan’s hypothesis about the HD fire sale though. As for decorating, do Felidae relations (such as domestic cats) count? You did note once upon a time that I seem to only adopt cats who match my decor.

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